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when u walk away from ur computer but forget ur wearing earphones
on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea
My grades are going down, i’m yelling timber
what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show
you got designer shades just to hide your face and you wear them around like you’re cooler than me and you never say hey or remember my name and its probably cause you think you’re cooler than me
i wonder if anyone has ever peed in the olympic pool
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*
*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*