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drunktrophywife:

drunktrophywife:

Why did they call it the dark ages???

Because there were so many knights!

(Source: drunktrophywife, via talks)

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

(via talks)

tensioned:

there should be an award for the people who

  • finish a whole tube of chap stick without losing it
  • finish the shampoo and conditioner at the same time

(Source: tensioned, via talks)

suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

(via talks)

suspend:

HOW DO YOU EVEN CHOOSE A PROFILE PICTURE LIKE THAT THING IS SO STRESSFUL

(via talks)

suspend:

i dont need a date i need cash

(via talks)

talks:

THIS IS ME

(Source: raindre)

suspend:

LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL

(via talks)

goodnight followers :)

suspend:

the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop

(via talks)

snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

(Source: snorlaxatives, via heliolisk)

personal post

I’m so glad I was raised in such a hard way, I’m so glad I had to learn things at a young age, making me grow faster. It’s made me into an independent, smart, bad ass person. I’ve grown up so much lately. I take zero shit from people, I defend myself, I’m not hurt by words, all the pain I’ve gone through in my life has made me grow a thick layer of skin. I still have some growing to do and I need to change some things. Like not being such an angry person, believing the world owes me something. All that change will come soon. I like who I’m becoming.

internetexplorers:

STOP SCROLLING

quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful 

ok keep scrolling

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nateruessofficial:

you know what people don’t talk about

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human shrek

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gnarly:

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

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